Diving Inside!

Once when I was out the entire night due to intoxication of various narcotics that caused my inability to get home I didn’t know what was going on at home, you see – I have a computer.

Now, simple maths for you:

(Computer is Female)

(I was away for more than one day and a night)

(Female) x (Not checking in for an entire night) = Computer goes on strike.

I came home the day after and I sat in front of my computer to have some fun, but no. It was now not working. Broken, I couldn't turn it on. It just happened all of the sudden, I don’t know but I suspect that my computer had attained Artificial Intelligence as there was no hardware failure, and as I watch a lot of porn on my computer I assume my computer had discovered what sex she was supposed to be.

Hence my computer does as females do, lets one emotion take over everything.

I concluded that I’d try to answer the same way and ignore the problem and take a few days off from the computer and see if anything would automatically fix itself. Like females – it was utterly beyond repair by itself, and I started to crack, my will was going down the drain as the female took control of everything I did – I started to panic. What I did was quite amazing, I opened her up – and put my hand in there and did some moves I can’t describe here. After further moving and fixing I stuck my head in her to see the problem. That’s right,

I went inside her.

I did nothing but that, and when I closed her up and demanded a response (e.g. the “ON” button) she went on as if nothing had happened, all smiling.

How cold she was,
Molested