I want to keep this poem, and therefore post it here.
Don’t drip on me.
When the girl came suddenly up to me,
she asked me whether I’d wanted to See.
I asked in shock: “What do you mean?”,
she replied she’d just turned thirteen.
I, of course, didn’t feel in much luck,
But she told me she’d fancy a good’ol %@@#.
She told me she’d just got some new-grown hair,
And all I could think of, what would I tear?
Don’t leak on me, Don’t drip on me.
Now I was worried and violated,
Was she being serious, I contemplated.
When all of the sudden she pulled me away,
I’ll never forget this dreadful day.
You see she didn’t inform me of her status,
You know that female apparatus?
It comes once a month if you know what I mean,
She forgot to mention, she wasn’t being clean.
Don’t leak on me, Don’t drip on me.
The smell was unbearable and very scary,
Also she wasn’t all that hairy.
I had to stop though, you understand,
Believe me when I say it wasn't what I planned.
It wasn't pretty, it wasn't sound,
all I could see was the blood all around.
It squirted and oozed as if nothing mattered,
I was bruised, diminished and completely shattered.
Don't leak on me, Don't drip on me.
Then she surprised me, the least I can say,
it will always haunt me to this day.
She leaned to my ear, and then she began,
she whispered to me that she was a man.
Don't leak on me, Don't drip on me.
Don't leak on me, Don't drip on me.
Regards,
Molested.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
Ouch!
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Friday, September 21, 2007
Movies you should see!
And now, a list of my 4 most favorite movies!
Hesten Festen &
Besten of the Hesten Festen II
(Combination Pack)
&
Sister Fister &
Fister Twister
(Combination Pack)
These movies have a grade average of a whopping 7 out of 10 whereas 6 is the highest from the website;www.molesters-R-us.ru and that is a clear indicative of top-quality movies.
Additional information:
Hesten Festen & Besten of the Hesten Festen II:
Stacy Sunset, the star of the movie, is a horse breeder out in the countryside when suddenly one of her horses gets sick. She must go through a lot of trouble to find the right way for her to cure the disease, but there’s only one way to do so.
If you like horses you should not see this movie, if you like to see 30 centimeter cocks impaling women then this is the movie for you! (Besten of the Hesten Festen II has the same storyline as the first one but here they add the fun twist of “Double Penetration” into the plot!)
Sister Fister and Fister Twister:
The teenager Stacy, 52 years old, needs a lesson on how to fist. Demonstrative instructional classes are being advertised in the papers and she decides to learn it once and for all. The teachers greet her with closed fists and the party begins!
If you enjoyed movies as SAW (I, II and III) and the Stanley Kubric masterpiece, Lolita, you will be thrilled by this blend of genres. Jeremy Irons makes a guest appearance as “Audience member nr. 23” in the background.
As I said these movies are true masterpieces in their genres with the exception of Hesten Festen (Mr. Hands Finally gets Fulfilled wins there, which I recommend you see NOW). Soon there will be new releases from these producers like Battleslut Galactica where Stacy Sunset will take the Sci-Fi porn and make it into art.
Happy Birthday Dave,
Molested
Hesten Festen &
Besten of the Hesten Festen II
(Combination Pack)
&
Sister Fister &
Fister Twister
(Combination Pack)
These movies have a grade average of a whopping 7 out of 10 whereas 6 is the highest from the website;www.molesters-R-us.ru and that is a clear indicative of top-quality movies.
Additional information:
Hesten Festen & Besten of the Hesten Festen II:
Stacy Sunset, the star of the movie, is a horse breeder out in the countryside when suddenly one of her horses gets sick. She must go through a lot of trouble to find the right way for her to cure the disease, but there’s only one way to do so.
If you like horses you should not see this movie, if you like to see 30 centimeter cocks impaling women then this is the movie for you! (Besten of the Hesten Festen II has the same storyline as the first one but here they add the fun twist of “Double Penetration” into the plot!)
Sister Fister and Fister Twister:
The teenager Stacy, 52 years old, needs a lesson on how to fist. Demonstrative instructional classes are being advertised in the papers and she decides to learn it once and for all. The teachers greet her with closed fists and the party begins!
If you enjoyed movies as SAW (I, II and III) and the Stanley Kubric masterpiece, Lolita, you will be thrilled by this blend of genres. Jeremy Irons makes a guest appearance as “Audience member nr. 23” in the background.
As I said these movies are true masterpieces in their genres with the exception of Hesten Festen (Mr. Hands Finally gets Fulfilled wins there, which I recommend you see NOW). Soon there will be new releases from these producers like Battleslut Galactica where Stacy Sunset will take the Sci-Fi porn and make it into art.
Happy Birthday Dave,
Molested
Diving Inside!
Once when I was out the entire night due to intoxication of various narcotics that caused my inability to get home I didn’t know what was going on at home, you see – I have a computer.
Now, simple maths for you:
(Computer is Female)
(I was away for more than one day and a night)
(Female) x (Not checking in for an entire night) = Computer goes on strike.
I came home the day after and I sat in front of my computer to have some fun, but no. It was now not working. Broken, I couldn't turn it on. It just happened all of the sudden, I don’t know but I suspect that my computer had attained Artificial Intelligence as there was no hardware failure, and as I watch a lot of porn on my computer I assume my computer had discovered what sex she was supposed to be.
Hence my computer does as females do, lets one emotion take over everything.
I concluded that I’d try to answer the same way and ignore the problem and take a few days off from the computer and see if anything would automatically fix itself. Like females – it was utterly beyond repair by itself, and I started to crack, my will was going down the drain as the female took control of everything I did – I started to panic. What I did was quite amazing, I opened her up – and put my hand in there and did some moves I can’t describe here. After further moving and fixing I stuck my head in her to see the problem. That’s right,
I went inside her.
I did nothing but that, and when I closed her up and demanded a response (e.g. the “ON” button) she went on as if nothing had happened, all smiling.
How cold she was,
Molested
Now, simple maths for you:
(Computer is Female)
(I was away for more than one day and a night)
(Female) x (Not checking in for an entire night) = Computer goes on strike.
I came home the day after and I sat in front of my computer to have some fun, but no. It was now not working. Broken, I couldn't turn it on. It just happened all of the sudden, I don’t know but I suspect that my computer had attained Artificial Intelligence as there was no hardware failure, and as I watch a lot of porn on my computer I assume my computer had discovered what sex she was supposed to be.
Hence my computer does as females do, lets one emotion take over everything.
I concluded that I’d try to answer the same way and ignore the problem and take a few days off from the computer and see if anything would automatically fix itself. Like females – it was utterly beyond repair by itself, and I started to crack, my will was going down the drain as the female took control of everything I did – I started to panic. What I did was quite amazing, I opened her up – and put my hand in there and did some moves I can’t describe here. After further moving and fixing I stuck my head in her to see the problem. That’s right,
I went inside her.
I did nothing but that, and when I closed her up and demanded a response (e.g. the “ON” button) she went on as if nothing had happened, all smiling.
How cold she was,
Molested
Save the whale, Fuck the man!
For those of you who do not know then I work in the tourism industry. I have received many a letter regarding almost everything in a negative form. Last year, 2006, Icelandic officials made the blunt move to go back to hunting whales. Now as you can imagine – the reaction wasn’t pretty from anyone – except the owners of the few whaling vessels here in Iceland.
Now, one of those who responded where activists, Greenpeace – you know “Save the Wale – Fuck the man” kind of people. I got a few letters regarding some people who had decided that they would never visit our country because of the official decision, as if the small tourism company I work in had anything to do with that. I decided to answer them, and I did – I got into a lot of trouble for it because it’s not in the company’s “policy” or whatever they’d like to call it. But the following reply was sent to many Greenpeace activists, and I only received one answer.
Dear Mr. Mrs. (Put name here),
I was at great dismay that we, a localized tourist company in Iceland, received an email regarding this particular issue. I do realize that some people think of our act as unjustifiable, and I partly agree – but if you decide to ignore Iceland as a potential attraction because of that alone I sincerely hope that you have sufficient arguments to back it up, which seem to be lacking in every declaration I get in my inbox.
Now to be honest I would’ve thought that most people that are concerned with animals should be decently conscious of it’s society, I mean – deciding to have animals as a priority target of redemption must mean that you assume the humans are “fine as it is”. Taking note that we are living in the times that we do – I would’ve imagined people to be both open-minded and have respect to the decisions of others without shunning their country or heritage because they don’t share the same opinion as the government that reigns in the given country, like ours – and probably yours too.
I find it very harsh that people can think this is justifiable. It shows great disrespect to a whole nation as individuals (now in all disregard to our whaling) – and doesn’t show any will of understanding the circumstances we are in. Now I disapprove the invasion into Iraq and Afghanistan by the US government, and later with the support of the UK and many other countries, I find it unforgivable that they assume that it has to enforce their own ideals into other countries because they think that it’s right, just because they want to appear as if it works for them. That, however, does not stop me from visiting the US or UK which I have done numerous times. I do not put any connection from a country’s nature – it’s inhabitants – and it’s government. Those are all different and shall remain so for times to come. Sometimes I suspect many people respect life of a single whale more than the life of a human being. At least they seem to be more likely to cause vandalism – protest and ridicule than those who oppose warfare or plain murder.
As a country - we have one of the lowest murder rates in the world, along with Japan (ironically for this subject, as both Japan and Iceland are targets of Greenpeace for whaling), and we do not have an army. Our police-officers are not allowed to carry firearms except for the special-force team, which is rarely used. Those examples should be enough to show that we respect human life a bit more than the next avarege-joe country, yet somehow that’s not even considered when people blatantly declare that we should be ashamed for killing whales – if you feel that it’s wrong – then you should be able to argue that the killing of all wild-life animals is wrong, and I don’t see that happening.
Remember that the power of decision here in Iceland lies in the hands of few people, like in many other countries – I, for instance, totally agree that whaling is unjustifiable for us because we lose alot more than we could possibly gain from it. And that’s a fact. We get very bad publicity in other countries and many tourists decide not to visit Iceland for that reason alone, or at least say they won’t, which we could never confirm one way or the other. However, to be so narrow-minded that you let our whaling influence whether you could visit Iceland or not is simply beyond my grasp of understanding.
I understand your opinion though – and I respect it as well – but it appears ours are not the same. I don’t wipe out the option of coming to your country, experience it’s nature and society because of a decision that wasn’t even made by you as an individual. About 95% (remember that 48,7% of all statistics are made up on the spot) of Iceland’s population didn’t have a call for that decision and most of them, like myself, don’t even see why or how we made it.
You have to realise that we recently stopped our 60 year “co-operation” with the US air-force where we were rarely on the receiving-end of any favours – this has probably caused a minor inferiority-complex in our government offices and may be just the reason we made this ill-thought decision. Some people could define this situation as "Standing up to the Big Brother", because he just left. But that’s completely theoretical. You can assume that this mindset within our government is most likely a temporary one and will phase out soon.
Please reconsider your stance against our people – instead of the whales and our government.
Best regards,
Molested
Now, one of those who responded where activists, Greenpeace – you know “Save the Wale – Fuck the man” kind of people. I got a few letters regarding some people who had decided that they would never visit our country because of the official decision, as if the small tourism company I work in had anything to do with that. I decided to answer them, and I did – I got into a lot of trouble for it because it’s not in the company’s “policy” or whatever they’d like to call it. But the following reply was sent to many Greenpeace activists, and I only received one answer.
Dear Mr. Mrs. (Put name here),
I was at great dismay that we, a localized tourist company in Iceland, received an email regarding this particular issue. I do realize that some people think of our act as unjustifiable, and I partly agree – but if you decide to ignore Iceland as a potential attraction because of that alone I sincerely hope that you have sufficient arguments to back it up, which seem to be lacking in every declaration I get in my inbox.
Now to be honest I would’ve thought that most people that are concerned with animals should be decently conscious of it’s society, I mean – deciding to have animals as a priority target of redemption must mean that you assume the humans are “fine as it is”. Taking note that we are living in the times that we do – I would’ve imagined people to be both open-minded and have respect to the decisions of others without shunning their country or heritage because they don’t share the same opinion as the government that reigns in the given country, like ours – and probably yours too.
I find it very harsh that people can think this is justifiable. It shows great disrespect to a whole nation as individuals (now in all disregard to our whaling) – and doesn’t show any will of understanding the circumstances we are in. Now I disapprove the invasion into Iraq and Afghanistan by the US government, and later with the support of the UK and many other countries, I find it unforgivable that they assume that it has to enforce their own ideals into other countries because they think that it’s right, just because they want to appear as if it works for them. That, however, does not stop me from visiting the US or UK which I have done numerous times. I do not put any connection from a country’s nature – it’s inhabitants – and it’s government. Those are all different and shall remain so for times to come. Sometimes I suspect many people respect life of a single whale more than the life of a human being. At least they seem to be more likely to cause vandalism – protest and ridicule than those who oppose warfare or plain murder.
As a country - we have one of the lowest murder rates in the world, along with Japan (ironically for this subject, as both Japan and Iceland are targets of Greenpeace for whaling), and we do not have an army. Our police-officers are not allowed to carry firearms except for the special-force team, which is rarely used. Those examples should be enough to show that we respect human life a bit more than the next avarege-joe country, yet somehow that’s not even considered when people blatantly declare that we should be ashamed for killing whales – if you feel that it’s wrong – then you should be able to argue that the killing of all wild-life animals is wrong, and I don’t see that happening.
Remember that the power of decision here in Iceland lies in the hands of few people, like in many other countries – I, for instance, totally agree that whaling is unjustifiable for us because we lose alot more than we could possibly gain from it. And that’s a fact. We get very bad publicity in other countries and many tourists decide not to visit Iceland for that reason alone, or at least say they won’t, which we could never confirm one way or the other. However, to be so narrow-minded that you let our whaling influence whether you could visit Iceland or not is simply beyond my grasp of understanding.
I understand your opinion though – and I respect it as well – but it appears ours are not the same. I don’t wipe out the option of coming to your country, experience it’s nature and society because of a decision that wasn’t even made by you as an individual. About 95% (remember that 48,7% of all statistics are made up on the spot) of Iceland’s population didn’t have a call for that decision and most of them, like myself, don’t even see why or how we made it.
You have to realise that we recently stopped our 60 year “co-operation” with the US air-force where we were rarely on the receiving-end of any favours – this has probably caused a minor inferiority-complex in our government offices and may be just the reason we made this ill-thought decision. Some people could define this situation as "Standing up to the Big Brother", because he just left. But that’s completely theoretical. You can assume that this mindset within our government is most likely a temporary one and will phase out soon.
Please reconsider your stance against our people – instead of the whales and our government.
Best regards,
Molested
Monday, September 17, 2007
Shit on my chest and you expect me to smile?
This will have to stop!
This:
Now you will have to be shitting me. Are people this shallow and disgusting that they actually don’t take this with a grain of salt? Is this believable? Is someone out there who actually assumes this is the god given truth? “Aw, this is soooo cute! It’s so good to know of the kindness
of this world!! AWW!”
This is utter shit. It’s not the only example of fake drama forced upon us, oh no, this is only one of many. How do I know of such things anyhow? It’s because I receive this inexplicable shit by email. Not from one person, no, that would be tolerable, but each time a picture with some shit text embedded to it pops up on the internet – I receive hundreds of copies of the same photo from people I haven’t even met!
“Well – this is such a cute and innocent picutre – I better send it to every single email address in the entire known world!” This appears to be the state of mind of the average Joe who sees a photo of this kind, it’s just so incredibly cute that everyone in the world must feel the same.
If you would see this photo:
Would you blindingly send it to as many individuals humanly possible, then particularly to people you don’t even know? Just to make it clear to you, girls namely, if I get a photo from you and I barely know you – this is one of the last things I want to receive in my inbox. It’s fucking spam, and you know it!
Here’s another good one:
This is one of the classic messages brought to us by these photos, you always seem to be obliged to hug someone or tell him that you love him. I for one think that’s completely unnecessary, like I’d be walking down the street and I see someone who had lost his eye – and I have to hug him because of an email! I’m not quite keen on that you see, as the hardcore femi-nazis would quickly express their distaste in the public affection shown by the individual and I’d be sued for sexual harassment. I mean – who in their right mind goes down the street and hugs a fucking person?
Just a rant. Take with caution.
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